whoop de dooo


LOVE as though you’ve never been hurt,
DANCE as though no one is watching you,
SING as though no one is listening,
and LIVE as though it’s heaven on earth…

LOVE as though you’ve never been hurt,

DANCE as though no one is watching you,

SING as though no one is listening,

and LIVE as though it’s heaven on earth…


lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

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barebackinq:

When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO


penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom


lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE


unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both


the-cimmerians:

fixitfelixjr:

i got legos

brb shipping the fuck out of this


gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

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i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.






casually avoiding death



 he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

casually avoiding death

 he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time


ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better


theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

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