LOVE as though you’ve never been hurt,
DANCE as though no one is watching you,
SING as though no one is listening,
and LIVE as though it’s heaven on earth…
me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about
When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh
WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE
going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out
Me when I walk with my mom somewhere
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both
i got legos
brb shipping the fuck out of this
You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:
“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)
Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.
casually avoiding death
he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time
It just keeps…… getting. …. better
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder