shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.
or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know
The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.
"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"
where are the notes this is beautiful
the mobile version is amazing, click on itThis is amazing
have you ever just
stopped whatever you were doing
to look at an english word and
“you look like a fake word”
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
U just want. Taco!
i think your dad might be going through his scene phase
its not a phase its who he is