when none of ur internet friends are online
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
reblog if u want a relationship like this! :))))
u do not know real pain until you’ve woken up from a dream about your favorite band member
I’VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS PICTURE
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
I LOVE GUACAMOLE
what if a ghost is screaming into your ass right now
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
You’ve got a friend in me.
This is so lovely
girl drop it to the floor
I have deep concerns for the human race